Slap On Bottom
For nine months approximately
it rests very comfortably
in a state of tranquil progress
Unashamed while undressed
Slightly aware, yet unaware
of its presence, identity
Strangers and kin stare
for diverse reasons briefly
Totally submerged
yet without fin or gills
Sometimes felt but never heard
Lungs are passive still
Meals flow freely
The guest lies unperturbed
On the outside romps activity
The bundle utters not a word
Lights, camera, action
Bags are urgently packed
Then a painful communication
Bottom is slapped
